So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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