i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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