after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
i dont even know how to be here
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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