is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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