Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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