I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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