Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Randomize
