she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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