Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
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