I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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