I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
where are my eyebrows?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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