Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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