Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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