This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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