Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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