The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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