I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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