you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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