**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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