We're like a lot better than the average bears
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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