what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
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