So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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