her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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