oh god the rape fog is back!
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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