i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
