can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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