Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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