I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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