I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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