you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
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