After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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