Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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