found the other keg... it's in the tree
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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