I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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