Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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