just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
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