I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
