well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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