I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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