I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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