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On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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