this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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