when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You did what with his pubic hair?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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