I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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