Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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