It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I lost the right to judge tonight
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
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