White coat. Heels.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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