A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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