i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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