plz talk dirty to me
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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