i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
